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Licking Carpet

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Licking Carpet
Definition: The act of one licking and eating a woman's vagina! Is this term more connected to men or Lesbians? Here are more common and uncommon terms to remember:

Also known as:

Carpet Munching - A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

Tasting the Rainbow - The first time a person (usually a woman) engages in an extremely homosexual act (usually carpet munching).

Mop My Tile - Licking a girls pussy that is shaved. Similar to munching carpet, however the "carpet" is removed!

Carpet Mopping - the act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Cunnilingual - a man who accepts oral stimulation of his penis by women, and who returns the favor by licking vagina.

Lino Licker - (linoleum licker) Usually lesbian for going down on a shaven pussy, as opposed to carpet muncher which involves an unshaved mound.

Shpling - a deer humping carpet licking ass biter

Cookie monster - someone whom enjoy's giving oral sex to the female gender. Personally I prefer eating pussy (or to be politically
correct licking vagina) damn good she-it. Much like a chicken head giving oral to a male, a cookie monster knows how to give a proper lick-job. It involves using your tongue and gently rubbing the clitoris to help the female achieve orgasm.

Cooch Licker - One who licks cooch; an individual who partakes in the act of licking a vagina.

Vaginataraian - The practice of subsisting on a diet composed primarily of vagina or any other female body part for that matter. This term has often been used to refer to lesbians, however, men can meet the definition as well.

DATY (Dining at the Y) - Eating a female out. With her legs spread - she is in the shape of a Y.

Red River Slurping - when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in; after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.

Oden Viking Warrior - A legend of his own time. A voice so sexy it can make a walrus moan and a face so pretty, he can make a straight man turn gay with the wink of an eye. A god walking amongst mere mortals...in other words, Oden is the balls.

Pearl Dive - Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

Working the Scruff - performing oral sex on a woman

Rim-licker - Someone who enjoys licking another's rim.

Saplapper - A slang term for lesbian. Describes the licking of oozing sap from knot holes in a tree that happen to resemble the female sex organ- thus saplapper- one who licks "sap" from "knot holes" in "trees."

Snatch Diving - The art of licking a woman's Snatch.

Muff Mao - The act of licking a chick's beav

Dirty Pep - The art of poon licking. As said in play by david banner, "Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl". Feels oh so delicious, like a peppermint swirl.

Tongue Punt - Licking a woman's "meat bean" (clitoris)like your punting a football with your tongue.

Yoghurt Tubbin - another name for licking a girl out

Donkey Ears - An extremely outrageous example of a camel toe


So ....... what have we learn?
Carpet Licking is more connected to Lesbians diving into each other than men eating her pussy!

carpet licking

Hell, I'm still game!
 

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