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Through the ages, monuments have been erected to celebrate the hard manly masculine powerful long-dong COCK! Slurp! Pointing up and proud - it stands firm, strong, unbending and unyielding! It penetrates the sky direct and with full potency.
In every nation, we live in a Man-dominated fraternal society.
We erect our buildings and monuments to symbolize that the man's member is the seed and power in every culture, race and creed!
As Sigmeund Freud tells us constantly, every human activity that isn’t sex is the direct result of displaced sexual impulses, and you can bet that includes architecture. Of course, many of the buildings presented are precursors to the “guy with a fancy car” syndrome.
When worried about their ability to project potency, men (be they statesmen or businessmen) throughout history have resorted to aggrandizing themselves with self-congratulatory structures that always look an awful lot like wee-wees. With that in mind, here are Listicles’ Top 12 Phallic Monuments:
London’s Gherkin
Gettysburg Monument
New York’s Forthcoming Freedom Tower
Oslo Monument
Napoleon Monument
Hong Kong’s 2 IFC
Toronto’s CN Tower
The Burj Dubai
The Leaning Tower of Pisa
The Washington Monument
Paris’s Eiffel Tower
Seattle’s Space Needle
The Manly Member Rules!
But now, we are in a new century! A new era of Vaginal and Anal Power!
We now worship the great, big, gaping Hole! And It is beginning to suck the monuments dry!
The energy is slowly drained out!
It is still a cock - but .....
