SlackerHell: Hot and Fiery Fun

What is it about tits?  Look at these, don't you just want to shove your face between them?



Tits create a inbalance in power between men and women.  Men want to look and touch tits. Women have tits.  Women show men tits, men do stupid things to see more tits and eventually touch them.

I have come up with a solution.  I will get my own tits. Why the hell not.  I can get them as big as I want and then I can look at them and touch and feel them all damn day - and I don't even have to buy myself dinner or a drink. I'll work out later how I will mange sticking my face in between them, I'll probably do some stretching exercises or something until I get more flexible.

Meh, too expensive, and I'm scared of scapels. Excuse me while I go beat off to the big titty chick in this pic.